Andy Carroll To Liverpool, Torres To Chelsea, Wilshere To Sofa
by Anorak | 31st, January 2011
ANDY Carroll has signed for Liverpool FC. Fernando Torres has left Liverpool for Chelsea. Liverpool fans still labouring under the idea that footballers care about the club they play for rip up posters of the Spaniard and burn a replica shirt. Chelsea fans realise the club can function without them. And Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere tells us:
“BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: I have just moved from the sofa to my bed!!”
(Check underneath it for Harry Redknapp.)
Posted: 31st, January 2011 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
