Tiger Woods Sells Mattresses In India
TIGER Woods is selling mattresses in India. Tiger uses a Shivam “deep sleep” mattresses, to have ruby dreams about two-dimensional white women and a man with a handicam and microphone.
Does Tiger dream of women and a man in Comfi-Slax who oversees all his doings, offering a running commentary, thick-voiced tribute, occasional whoops and screams of “In The Hole”? Does Tiger want to be caught on camera?
Or does Tiger have dead-eyed dreamless sleep, exhausted by rubber-insulated sex with rubber-inlaid women and the energy-sapping texting?
Woods Accident
Rachel Uchitel arrives from New York at the Los Angeles International Airport in Los Angeles on Sunday, Nov. 29, 2009. The National Enquirer published a story alleging that golfer Tiger Woods, who was involved in a car accident near his home on Friday, had been seeing the New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters. Uchitel denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by the Associated Press. (AP Photo/David Zentz)
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