Colonel Muammar Gaddafi’s Life In Photos: Women, Enemies And Fashion

TWO things about Colonel Muammar Gaddafi stand out. Ok, three things. 1. He’s a murderous gangster who threatens to murder anyone who opposes his rule. 2. He travels with a female praetorian guard – like a stage musical tough. Gaddafi is an approximation of a sun-stroke maddened Pope impersonating The Fonz. 3. He dresses well. He dresses very well. When he goes – and good riddance when he does – Libyans should save his chattels, mad jottings (his Little Green Book is nuts) and wardrobe for posterity lest people not believe what once went before. Enjoy the gallery…

And for the film, get me Scarlett Johansson for the botox–nursed leader and tell Mickey Rourke he ready for his close up.