Keisha’s Free Condoms Ensure Her Fans Do Not Breed
WHEN news reached us that John Travolta look-alike Keisha (Ke$ha) was planning to give away 100,000 free condom with an image of her face on to her fans, we set about conducting a poll:
The question was:
“On a scale of one to five – with one being the best and five the worst – what pop star would you most like to see looking back at you when you have closed your eyes and then suddenly opened them during coitus or a spot of onanism?”
The results are:
10: Chris de Burgh
9: Papa Smurf
8: Bananarama
7: Harry Belafonte
6: Susan Boyle
5: Black Lace
4: Rolf Harris
3: Jive Bunny
2: Gay Bikers On Acid
1: Sade
Anyone outside the Top 10 is rated as “contraceptive device“. And. Keisha fits the bill.
PS – The news that Keisha wants her fans not to breed is heartening.
Posted: 7th, March 2011 | In: Music Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
