Peter Andre And Elen Rivas Split: Canned Air And Jimmy Savile Seep Out
MORE disingenuous news with OK!, as the cover announces new of Peter Andre and Elen Rivas, who have been sharing bodily fluids and an agent:
“PETER & ELEN – SUDDEN SEPARATION”
You might expect the headline to end with an elipse:
Peter And Elen Sudden Separation Form Reality.
But on Page 78, we learn that they pair have separated – he’s gone on holiday to Dubai with his kidzzzz. She’s gone to a “London Oscars party”.
In other news away from the couple that prove to Katie Price and her Jordans that C + C = D we learn that Peter Andre is “on the up with a new programme called Peter Andre Here To Help”.
Says he elsewhere:
“I’m going to be a bit like an agony uncle who solves people’s problems and helps them to achieve their dreams. For anyone who used to watch Jim’ll Fix It, it’ll be a bit like a modern-day version of that.”
Jimmy, of course, confronted big issues like bulimia in the cub scout movement. His conquests got a medal and a blast of warming cigar smoke. Look out for Pete’s saved souls receiving a small millstone necklace and a heart fashioned from his buffed dry skin…
Posted: 9th, March 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
