Eden Wood Is Every Other Parent’s Dream: Photos And Video Of Hell

EDEN Wood is the US beauty pageant princess here to will make every other parent proud. To those on the pageant circuit Eden is symbol thing of awe and beauty. To every other parent, Eden is a sign of what can go wrong. You know how the poem goes:

My child is beautiful, confident and talented
Her child is precocious
Their child is a spoilt brat

Before Eden is dipped in latex, styled by a lap dog parlour and revealed in all her pomp, here’s a video of her doing her thing. Some genius has slowed it down to reveals Eden’s Cutie Patootie as a duet with Fantasy Island’s Hervé Villechaize. (Sharon Osbourne and her co-stars seem to be eying Eden as source of youth and power. Can the little tyke be liquefied and injected into a face?)