Maine Legalizes The One-Armed Switchblade: Self-Loading Canon Next
by Anorak | 7th, April 2011
IN Maine, it is now legal for one-armed people to carry and use a switchblade.
The Reuters report conjures a picture:
Backers of the measure say legalizing switchblades would eliminate a need for one-armed people to be forced to open folding knives with their teeth in emergencies.
The dangers of opening a folding knife with your teeth as you are trying to free a stone from a horses hoof or cutting the red wire on a roadside bomb are clear.
Anorak’s suggest the adventurous Maine judiciary now busy themselves with the self-loading cannon, the spring-loaded sabre and a foot-operated bow and arrow…
Spotter: Karen
Posted: 7th, April 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
