Vanessa Hudgens Defends Her Skimpy Outfits In Sucker Punch
GOOD lord! Hollywood hasn’t got a history of using women as sex objects in movies… until now that is! See, the shock and scandal is that, in new action flick – Sucker Punch – Vanessa Hudgens and her costars all parade around in very little clothing and it has people all in a tizz!
In the film, onanists will be able to enjoy the bodies of Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, Emily Browning and more, all charging around in tiny slips of material. Of course, this has never happened before in the history of film.
As such, Variety were absolutely correct to gripe that this movie is nothing more than “fantasy fodder for 13-year-old guys” and that the assembled ladies are sporting nothing more than “demeaning fetish gear”.
Cor. Demeaning fetish gear eh? PHWOAR. The cinemas could well set ablaze with the friction from young men rubbing their thighs too furiously.
But whatever. Hudgens doesn’t agree with these mewing Mary Whitehouse sorts.
“I was in the best shape of my life, so why not? The woman’s body is a beautiful thing. There’s no reason why we shouldn’t, like, be our best in our costumes.”
Or, in the case of Hudgens, in decent shape while appearing in leaked naked photographs that have appeared online, which everyone has seen already, especially those ’13-year-old guys’ who Variety magazine are so concerned about. The same guys who have probably amassed ten hard drives worth of skinny flicks so sordid that it would make Russ Meyer puke.
Hudgens continued:
“A lot of women get walked all over by not standing up for themselves, and that’s just not what I’m about. I’m figuring myself out now as a young adult more than I ever have. It’s like my eyes are opening and I’m awakening to controlling my future.”
Controlling her future, it would seem, in demeaning fetish gear. Fantastic news for lonely internet writers the world over, obviously.
Posted: 12th, April 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
