Cheryl Cole Confirmed As US X Factor Judge (With Added Subtitles)
POP-CULTURE mogul, Simon Cowell, really does have the softest of spots of Cheryl Cole. Apart from the boring ‘she works really hard and does as she’s told’ likelihood of favour, we shudder to think what she may have done to secure such a place in Cowell’s chequebook.
After transforming her from the most fancied one in Girls Aloud who may have smacked a toilet attendant in the face as well as marrying a self-serving footballing shit-basket to The Nation’s Sweetheart Of The Estates, Cowell now seems adamant in his endeavours to make Cole go global.
After buddying up with will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas (the pop Status Quo), she’s now apparently been confirmed as one of the judges on The X Factor’s US judging panel.
Only one judge to decide on now Simon.
Cowell said to JustJared.com:
“I’m thrilled for Cheryl. She is massively excited about this show, and has been fantastic to work with.”
“She is also a complete brat! Most importantly, this girl can spot talent.”
Cheryl added
“I’m so excited to be taking part in the American version of The X Factor. I absolutely love it here in the U.K., and with the talent they have out in America, I’m sure we’re going to find someone very special. I can’t wait to get started.”
Elsewhere, for some inexplicable reason, Simon Cowell has admitted that he still plays the National Lottery, despite the fact he’s already worth a reported £200m.
Greedy shit.
Posted: 5th, May 2011 | In: TV & Radio Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
