Kim Jong-il Is Back In His High Heels

KIM Jong-il is on the up. Following Mr Kim’s stroke in 2008, Anorak’s favourite despot in a hat removed his stacked heels and opted for flats. Now he’s stepped into a new pair of 1-inch heels.

The Korean news organ Joonang Daily reports:

Medical experts believed at that time that he had lost the use of his left hand, as it was always held stiffly by his side or covered with a glove.

We knew it was a tribute to Michael Jackson, of whom Mr Kim is an avid admirer, and talk of a weakened North Korean leader was just propaganda spread by the imperialist regimes.

The enemy cannot deny that Mr Kim is on the up once more, and we look forward to the day he once more climbs into his fabled 12 cm heels of righteousness.

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The undated photo released on May 22, 2009 by the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) shows Kim Jong Il (front), the top leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), inspects the Korean People's Army Air Force Unit 814. Xinhua /Landov

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Posted: 19th, May 2011 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink