San Francisco’s Foreskin Man Super Queero Wants To Outlaw Jews And Circumcision
TO San Francisco, where Foreskin Man aims to win hearts, minds and future penises of America by campaigning for foreskins. And do not doubt that this is a big issue. This November San Francisco locals will be able to vote on a proposal to ban circumcision for the under 18s.
Muslims and Jews would, in effect, be outlawed.
Lloyd Schofield is a leading light in the pro-foreskin movement, namely the San Francisco Male Genital Mutilation bill. Says the “intactivists”:
“Parents are really guardians, and guardians have to do what’s in the best interest of the child. It’s his body. It’s his choice.”
But he is not Foreskin Man. Matthew Hess knows who Foreskin Man is. Hess channels Foreskin Man through his pen and crayons. Hess is not only the artist behind foreskin Man, he is the founder of San Diego group, MGM Bill (male genital mutilation). Says he:
“A lot of people have said that, but we’re not trying to be anti-Semitic. We’re trying to be pro-human rights.”
It’s just a dumb coincidence that Foreskin man (blonde, blue eyes, devoid of cunning) is fighting Monster Mohel (a leering Jew in black garb who wants your kids). Hess is not “trying” to be anti-Semitic. He just got lucky…
Spotters: Foreskin Man, San Francisco Chronicle
Posted: 5th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
