Carol Voderman Wins Rear Of The Year Ahead Of Pippa Middleton’s All Encompassing Bum
DEBT selling number cruncher and policy-advertiser Carol Vorderman has won Rear Of The Year.
The odd thing about this vote is that pretty much no-one has mentioned Voderman since her carcrash appearance on Question Time when she revealed herself to be a mean-spirited, vinegar-faced harridan, provoking thousands of viewers to puke into their hands the second she started talking. About anything. At all.
So her arse? Well, it hasn’t exactly captured the public’s imagination (what there is left of it after years of mobile phone use and too much TV and internet porn) in the same way Pippa Middleton’s has.
Seriously. Pippa’s near-Royal rump has had whole blogs dedicated to it and seen normally reserved people turn into salivating masturbators.
And what does Vorderman have to say about it all?
“I am really surprised and flattered to get this award, particularly at this stage of my life. I always suspected there were a lot of people out there who were glad to see the back of me, so this has turned out to be very funny indeed.”
Yes. Hilarious. We can barely contain ourselves with uproarious laughter.
We went to see Carol present her arse to camera. She did so in the company of Strictly Come Dancing pro-celebrity hoofer Anton du Beke, who has the world’s best hairy arse.
Each groped the other’s bum and stroked the other’s demim jeans that boasted the reassuring legend”IZARD”. Hard? But is it constipated? Is it, Carol? Tell us…
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Posted: 8th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
