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Kerry Katona Delivers Her The Only Way Is Essex Love Story Masterclass

by | 15th, June 2011

KERRY Katona’s OK! diary reaches a peak this weeks as she consider news of her relations ship with Can Associates stablemate, James ‘Arg’ Argent, the leading eyebrows and man most likely to lead a Spandau Ballet tribute act on The Only Way Is Essex. The whole Can gang have been in Marbella. Says Kerry:

“This week I’m absolutely lived and I want to make it clear that the stories about me and Arg from the Only Way Is Essex are absolute rubbish!”

Readers may care to redacts the emerge to give Kerry a handy guide to her entire media output:

“This week I’m absolutely [insert emotion] and I want to make it clear that stories about me and [inserts name of any Z-lister] from the [insets name of ITV show] are absolute rubbish!

Next week, Kerry reveals another celeb she isn’t shagging…

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