Cheryl Cole Moves In With Ashley Before Quitting The UK (Photos)
CHERYL Cole has moved back in with Ashley Cole. Can it be that the nation’s sweetheart with the fists of fury (and love) and doggy tattoo is once more with her former husband, the pukacious (surely rich? ed) Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole?
The News of the World says the ex-X Factor judge has “spent the night with him at the £5million marital home in Godalming, Surrey“. The headline thunders:
“CHERYL MOVES BCK IN WITH ASH”
As ever, these super-injunction thing newspapers use an unnamed source to fill in the gaps:
“They were saying what a special night it was. They were mucking about like old times just playing pool, smoking and having a few drinks. There wasn’t any awkwardness between the two of them and they seemed very comfortable together.”
So. They are back tougher. Pull out the shiny suit – the one Ash shaved in for his first wedding to the love of his life; call OK! – see if the rest of Girls Aloud are still on being bridesmaids. We feel a wedding coming on. Only…
There is no suggestion the couple slept in the same room and the next day Ashley flew to America on holiday.
Some irony, indeed, that while Cheryl returns from the US of A with her extensions between her legs, Ashley jets off with his erectile tail flapping about between his.
Once more, we rely on an unnamed “source” to tell us more:
Our source said: “Of course Ashley has been out with other girls. He’s a randy footballer. But he’s never moved on from Cheryl.”
Such are the facts… We know that Cheryl has moved in with Ashley. Or as the Daily Star puts it:
CHERYL COLE is quitting the UK.
The Daily Star Sunday can exclusively reveal the snubbed singer moved out of her £3million home in North London last week, taking her belongings to an international cargo facility.
Or as the Mirror oputs it:
The humiliation of being dumped by Simon Cowell from the judging role on X Factor USA left her mentally exhausted and she has not ventured out of her home in North London since returning to Britain. A source close to her family said: “Cheryl is coming out of a very dark place. She wants to be left alone.
You want facts? You can’t handle the tabloid facts…
Posted: 19th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
