Prince Albert Of Monaco Ties The Knot About Runaway Charlene Wittstock: The Wedding Photos
HAPPY days in Monaco where the screamingly heterosexual Prince Albert II has tied the knot with Charlene Wittstock. Having headed her off at Nice airport and impounded her passport, love blossomed for the man they call the Prince Edward of Monaco and the former Olympic athlete who was always better at swimming than running.
(We had the boat ready, Charlene. You only had to ‘do a swimmer’. You chose to run and that was never your bag.)
As for the do, well, it was humdrum by Royal standards, featuring a civil ceremony and a chance for the happy couple to stand by Jean Michel Jarre as he played a concert in Monaco Harbour and pretend to dance. Or were they wrestling? What ever it was theory are so very happy. HAPPY. HAPPPYYYYYY….
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Posted: 2nd, July 2011 | In: Royal Family Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
