THE News of The World might soon be looking for some new blood. (Don’t bother with the CV – they and their mates in the police, big business and the State know all about you.)

But why not look beyond the British press and take a job at the Bermuda Sun? The paper is looking for a senior reporter. You get loadsa sun, loadsa shorts and a salary not split by income tax. Bermuda is a tax haven. You might even get to live among the bankers – you know, the ones who, unlike the NoTW and journalists, were not the subject of an emergency Commons debate; the ones who cheated and then got paid.

Apply with CV and one hell of a covering letter to the editor-in-chief, Tony McWilliam, at tmcwilliam@bermudasun.bm. Deadline this Friday 8 July.

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