Princess Charlene Wittstock’s Oyster Box Barred To Prince Albert

WHAT news of Prince Albert of Monaco and his blushing bride (surely rushing? – ed), Princess Charlene Wittstock, who only the other week were party to the gayest wedding this side of Elton John’s duvet cover?

Well, the 53-year-old billionaire and his 33-year-old wife are at odds over the paternity of some children that might be his. She’s been honeymooning at Umhlanga Rocks, South Africa; and her husband has been honeymooning ten miles away in the city of Durban.

They were both meant to be staying “In the private suite of The Oyster Box”.

The Oyster Box’s well–appointed facilities remain chaste and unfertilised…

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Prince Albert II of Monaco and his bride Charlene Princess of Monaco wave from the balcony at the Monaco palace, after the civil wedding marriage ceremony, Friday, July 1, 2011. (AP Photo/Lionel Cironneau, Pool)

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Posted: 15th, July 2011 | In: Royal Family Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink