Kent Woman Banned From Every Shop In Britain Is Poundland Champion
SARAH Parker has been banned from every shop in the land.
At Canterbury magistrates’ court, Parker admits to shoplifting £100 worth of goods in single items from Poundland in Canterbury, Kent, on May 19.
Anorak has been to Poundland and can only say that Parker, a pregnant mum of four, must have been unhinged. Finding one thing worth buying in Poundland, let alone stealing, is a challenge. Finding 100 items seems a devious task akin to cleaning the Augean Stables with a bendy straw while being nagged by 25 toddlers driven half-mad on Lucozade.
Parker, of Herne Bay, Kent, also confessed to nicking £50 worth of meat from Morrisons and £176 worth of clothes from Peacocks.
And then…
She was eventually caught leaving with £50 worth of goods from Poundland on June 7.
The woman is a villain, that much is certain. But she is also a champion of Poundland. Give her a job in your PR department, chaps.
Before leaving court she asked: ‘What does retail mean? Can I go in Asda and Tesco?’ before being told by magistrate Beryl Goodall: ‘No, you can get your partner to do the shopping.’
In Poundland – if he’s man enough for the challenge…
Posted: 16th, July 2011 | In: The Consumer Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
