Man Gets Milk Bottle Stuck Up Anus In Failed Bid To Cure Constipation
X RAY of The Day: To Zhuai, China, where a 60-year-old man has inserted a milk bottle up his anus. Silver top, homogenised or semi-skimmed, we do not know.
He tells hospital staff that he inserted a milk bottle up his bum to cure his constipation.
Anorak imagines this blockage was caused by a carton of orange juice, a few sachets of long life milk, or whatever else the milkman has on his trolley.
Remember this vicar? The woman who fell on a can of hairspray. And how a fence can work its way up there?
Chair leg
HERE’S an image of Shafique el-Fahkri, taken at the Royal Melbourne Hospital where team of five surgeons are preparing to remove a met framed chair leg from his face. Operation over and Mr Fahkri spends a month in hospital. He now has 95 per cent of his sight back. Says he: “I feel all right at the moment, actually, but I am too weak for work.” In Melbourne Magistrates Court, 20-year-old Liam Peart, pleads guilty to a charge of “negligently causing serious injury”.
Spotter: Karen
Posted: 28th, July 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink