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Man Gets Milk Bottle Stuck Up Anus In Failed Bid To Cure Constipation

by | 28th, July 2011

X RAY of The Day: To Zhuai, China, where a 60-year-old man has inserted a milk bottle up his anus. Silver top, homogenised or semi-skimmed, we do not know.

He tells hospital staff that he inserted a milk bottle up his bum to cure his constipation.

Anorak imagines this blockage was caused by a carton of orange juice, a few sachets of long life milk, or whatever else the milkman has on his trolley.

Remember this vicar? The woman who fell on a can of hairspray. And how a fence can work its way up there?

Chair leg

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HERE’S an image of Shafique el-Fahkri, taken at the Royal Melbourne Hospital where team of five surgeons are preparing to remove a met framed chair leg from his face. Operation over and Mr Fahkri spends a month in hospital. He now has 95 per cent of his sight back. Says he: “I feel all right at the moment, actually, but I am too weak for work.” In Melbourne Magistrates Court, 20-year-old Liam Peart, pleads guilty to a charge of “negligently causing serious injury”.

Spotter: Karen



Posted: 28th, July 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink