Man Gets Milk Bottle Stuck Up Anus In Failed Bid To Cure Constipation
X RAY of The Day: To Zhuai, China, where a 60-year-old man has inserted a milk bottle up his anus. Silver top, homogenised or semi-skimmed, we do not know.
He tells hospital staff that he inserted a milk bottle up his bum to cure his constipation.
Anorak imagines this blockage was caused by a carton of orange juice, a few sachets of long life milk, or whatever else the milkman has on his trolley.
Remember this vicar? The woman who fell on a can of hairspray. And how a fence can work its way up there?
Ring Piece
Simon Hooper, wanted a ring for his girlfriend so he went to a jewellers and ate one. Hooper An X-ray image of the ring was produced – and Hooper told officers it was a piece of foil. A few days in the cells, a high fibre diet, and the ring appeared. Hooper got 12 weeks chocky. And some lucky girl got a sh**y ring…
Spotter: Karen
Posted: 28th, July 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
