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Man Gets Milk Bottle Stuck Up Anus In Failed Bid To Cure Constipation

by | 28th, July 2011

X RAY of The Day: To Zhuai, China, where a 60-year-old man has inserted a milk bottle up his anus. Silver top, homogenised or semi-skimmed, we do not know.

He tells hospital staff that he inserted a milk bottle up his bum to cure his constipation.

Anorak imagines this blockage was caused by a carton of orange juice, a few sachets of long life milk, or whatever else the milkman has on his trolley.

Remember this vicar? The woman who fell on a can of hairspray. And how a fence can work its way up there?

Shooting Pains

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HOU Guoying, 65, of China, has a pain in her face. She has been complaining of an agonising headache. Guoying has a bullet embedded near her right jaw and ear, having been accidentally shot with a pistol during the Cultural Revolution in 1967. In 1978, an X-ray revealed the bullet in her head. She declined an opertion, fearing the poor medical facilties woudl get her before the bullet. Last month she has the 3.3cm-long bullet removed.

Spotter: Karen



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