County Durham Youth Demands Cheese And Onion Sandwich At Gun Point
THE London Riots (surely Twitter Riots?- ed) never did reach Bishop Auckland, County Durham. Greanted there is no JD sports in the town – so protesting for a better Olympics for all can only be so productive – but they do have cheese and onion sandwiches.
Well, Garry Bell does.
And robber armed with a black handgun wants to take it off him. He’s holding the weapon to Gary’s temple. Says Gary, 51, to The Advertiser:
“It was then that I got angry and swore at him and he ran off. I just carried on walking… If this youth was willing to do this to me, what would he do to someone else?”
We suggest placating the local youth with free Dairylea and scalions. Kids will do anything for a Dairylea…
Posted: 12th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
