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Fat And Skinny Kerry Katona Scores For Felchester Rovers

by | 13th, August 2011

ANORAK readers know that Kerry Katona and OK! magazine combine to make a modern comic book character. One day we will read that Katona has found a pair of football boots that once belonged to dead legend Dead Shot Keen and when she wears them she can’t stop scoring – no, not drugs, but actual goals for Premier League football team Felchester City.

In this week’s OK!, Katona is more cartoonish then ever.

In her diary, we learn:

“I wish people would stop thinking you need to be skinny to be successful. I’ve put on a stone and press are jumping all over it… It’s no wonder so may young girls feel under pressure to be skinny – they think size 10 is fat, but it’s not!”

Later, in an ‘at someone’s home with Kerry’, the prawn ring princess tells us:

“I’m not happy because I’ve put a stone on… I need to pull my finger out of my arse.”

And let some air out…

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Kerry McFadden, former popstar and winner of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here reality television show, clowns around with a giant pair of scissors before opening a new Tesco store at Clare Hall, Malahide Road, North Dublin, Ireland. The building features Ireland's first Tesco Extra store, 28 shop units and parking for 850 cars. The store expects to provide employment for 700 people.



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