A-Levels Are Sexy: Media Photos Of Pretty Shaggable A-Level Students
A-LEVEL results are coming in thick and fast. The media is responding to the call sent out by schools looking to showcase their most shaggable pupils. We at Anorak will compile a gallery of the most photogenic women – it’s mostly young women – who made it into the national press.
The rules of getting your photo in the national press at A-level time are:
Blondes – you are already winning. You need to smile with your teeth. Better yet, make a huge shocked ‘O’ with your mouth
Women in shorts and short dresses – you must jump in the air, run towards the camera or sit demurely
All women – you must embrace and smile (closed mouth or teeth is fine)
All women – you can embrace; long haired women preferred
Asians – must be leaning on a pile of books
Men – No spots and greasy hair; must get at least five A-grade A-levels
Over 250,000 A-level students are getting their results. Send us your spots…
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Pupils from Badminton Girls School, Westbury-on-Trym, Bristol, celebrate receiving their A-level results. They are (left to right) Catriona Stoddard, aged 17, from Somerset, who received an A* in Biology, an A in Chemistry, an A in Maths and an A* Physics. Katherine Haggett, aged 18, from Chew Valley, who received an A in Biology, a B in Maths and an A in Geography. Anna Coveney, aged 18, from Clevedon, who received an A* in Economics, an A in Geography and an A in Maths. Penelope Jenkins, aged 17, from Bath, who received an A* in Latin. Rachel Slater, aged 18, from Bristol, who received an A in English and a B in French.
Posted: 18th, August 2011 | In: Key Posts, Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
