Drunk Kerry Katona Sups OK!’s ‘Celebrity Juice’ And Swallows Lucien Laviscount
KERRY Katona and Lucien Laviscount continue with their fluid post-Big Brother romance on the cover of OK! magazine. The pair are fighting for love in the face of overwhelming odds – colour prejudice (she’s orange); age (he’s not much old than her kidzzzzz); incest (they describe themselves as being like brother and sister); and the cruelest barrier of all: they aren’t dating.
And yet OK! continues to make pronouncements:
“KERRY’S EXCITING NEWS – I’M MOVING LUCIEN IN!”
“WORLD EXCLUSIVE – ‘WE LOVE WAKING UP TOGETHER'”
“MOLLY DOESN’T LIE US KISSING IN FRONT OF HER”
It’s all illustrated with photo from last’s week’s OK! exclusive in which deep beneath the headline “LUCIEN & KERRY IT’S LOVE”, readers hear Kerry say:
“No-one’s ever going to take me on with four kids, I’ve accepted that.”
This week, Kerry tells us:
“I’m feeling rough as a bear’s arse today after my birthday drinks last night – I think I’m still drunk – I didn’t get in until 4am! I started the night on Celebrity Juice.”
That’s either a show on ITV2 or a drink containing two parts tangerine food colouring, to two shots of Katie Price’s “Thong Glue” and a generous splash of whatever it is Cliff Richard isn’t having.
So. Kezza, what of the news that you and Lucien and moving in together?
“Lucien and I are definitely going to get a date in the diary for a DVD night in.”
Look out for the OK! story on that: “I nearly slipped a disc when Lucien spent the night”.
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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.
Posted: 21st, September 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
