Drunk Kerry Katona Sups OK!’s ‘Celebrity Juice’ And Swallows Lucien Laviscount
KERRY Katona and Lucien Laviscount continue with their fluid post-Big Brother romance on the cover of OK! magazine. The pair are fighting for love in the face of overwhelming odds – colour prejudice (she’s orange); age (he’s not much old than her kidzzzzz); incest (they describe themselves as being like brother and sister); and the cruelest barrier of all: they aren’t dating.
And yet OK! continues to make pronouncements:
“KERRY’S EXCITING NEWS – I’M MOVING LUCIEN IN!”
“WORLD EXCLUSIVE – ‘WE LOVE WAKING UP TOGETHER'”
“MOLLY DOESN’T LIE US KISSING IN FRONT OF HER”
It’s all illustrated with photo from last’s week’s OK! exclusive in which deep beneath the headline “LUCIEN & KERRY IT’S LOVE”, readers hear Kerry say:
“No-one’s ever going to take me on with four kids, I’ve accepted that.”
This week, Kerry tells us:
“I’m feeling rough as a bear’s arse today after my birthday drinks last night – I think I’m still drunk – I didn’t get in until 4am! I started the night on Celebrity Juice.”
That’s either a show on ITV2 or a drink containing two parts tangerine food colouring, to two shots of Katie Price’s “Thong Glue” and a generous splash of whatever it is Cliff Richard isn’t having.
So. Kezza, what of the news that you and Lucien and moving in together?
“Lucien and I are definitely going to get a date in the diary for a DVD night in.”
Look out for the OK! story on that: “I nearly slipped a disc when Lucien spent the night”.
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Kerry McFadden, former popstar and winner of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here reality television show, clowns around with a giant pair of scissors before opening a new Tesco store at Clare Hall, Malahide Road, North Dublin, Ireland. The building features Ireland's first Tesco Extra store, 28 shop units and parking for 850 cars. The store expects to provide employment for 700 people.
Posted: 21st, September 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
