Fake Breasts Save Stabbed Woman’s Life
by Anorak | 4th, October 2011
TO Moscow, where a woman has survived being stabbed in the chest by her husband. She was saved from certain death by her fake boobs.
And – yep – the breasts were implanted at the invitation of said husband. And it was good investment, saving him from a potential murder charge.
Indeed, so massive and firm were the breasts that the blade “did not even reach the thorax”.
Forget stab-proof vests. The future of policing is pneumatic women appealing to men’s better natures safe in the knowledge that should things go badly they cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
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Spotter: pravda.ru, via Gawker
Posted: 4th, October 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
