Chupacabra Killed In Mississippi: Photos
A STRANGE creature has been sighted in Simpson County, Mississippi. The creature’s back legs are longer than its front legs. It has long teeth,. It has no hair. And when Truitt Bernard saw what might have been the first or alt of its kind, he knew what to do: shoot it dead.
Says Barnard:
“It’s an ugly looking beast. I know it’s not a coyote. I’ve killed some mangy coyotes too, and I just haven’t seen something quite like it.”
The rumours are that it might be the fables Chupacabra – the goat sucker.
It’s dead. And even less fussy eaters will not touch it. Says Truitt’s son Scott:
“I’ve never seen anything a buzzard wouldn’t eat.”
Simpson County needs a bowling alley…
alien-blob
ON Temuka beach, Rose Fraser has potted an alien. Says she: “I first saw it from a distance and I thought: ‘That’s a big white rock on the shore line … that wasn’t there four days ago’.” A new island? “I must admit, I thought: ‘Heck, this is an alien’. It looks like it’s got big ribs coming out of it, but it looks like they could be tentacles, so I don’t know.” So she did as anyone would do when faced with a magical discovery, a visitation from another planet. She lobbed a rock at it. She prodded it with a stick. It did not move. But it did smell. She then took a photo which found its way to Otago University’s whale experts. And they ruled that this blob was the stuffing from a sperm whale’s head. How it arrived on the beach? They say it crawled there…
Posted: 7th, October 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
