Kerry Katona Is Not Having Sex With Susan Boyle, A Paving Slap Or OK! Magazine – Yet!
MOST often, Kerry Katona uses her weekly OK! diary to tell readers what man she is not dating. This week, Our Kerry changes tack:
“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO WOMEN, BUT I HAVEN’T SLEPT WITH ONE YET”
This is:
“Kerry Katona’s shock lesbian confession”
It is now not only men that be afeared, as Kerry opens up her loins to both sexes.
One imagines that when Kerry has spent the next few weeks listing women she likes the look of but has not humped (Susan Boyle, Demi Moore, Pippa Middleton) , OK! will bring new confessions. Look out for:
“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO PARROTS, BUT I HAVEN’T SLEPT WITH ONE YET”
“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO A KARDASHIAN, BUT I HAVEN’T SELPT WITH ONE YET”
And
“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO OK!, BUT I HAVEN’T SELPT WITH ONE YET”
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Girl pop band Atomic Kitten arrive at The Royal Albert Hall in London for "The People's Awards". 31/01/01: Girl group Atomic Kitten are set to score their biggest hit and could notch up their first number one, just days after one of their number quit. * Kerry McFadden decided to leave the band early after it emerged she was pregnant by her fiance, Westlife's Bryan McFadden. Success of the track Whole Again, which is just outselling U2's new single, has caught their record label and retailers by surprise with extra copies having to be rushed out to shops.
Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
