Kerry Katona Is Not Having Sex With Susan Boyle, A Paving Slap Or OK! Magazine – Yet!

MOST often, Kerry Katona uses her weekly OK! diary to tell readers what man she is not dating. This week, Our Kerry changes tack:

“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO WOMEN, BUT I HAVEN’T SLEPT WITH ONE YET”

This is:

“Kerry Katona’s shock lesbian confession”

It is now not only men that be afeared, as Kerry opens up her loins to both sexes.

One imagines that when Kerry has spent the next few weeks listing women she likes the look of but has not humped (Susan Boyle, Demi Moore, Pippa Middleton) , OK! will bring new confessions. Look out for:

“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO PARROTS, BUT I HAVEN’T SLEPT WITH ONE YET”

“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO A KARDASHIAN, BUT I HAVEN’T SELPT WITH ONE YET”

And

“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO OK!, BUT I HAVEN’T SELPT WITH ONE YET”

3376167

Image 18 of 23

Kerry Katona at the opening of the Vitality show 2006, at Olympia in west London, Thursday March 30 2006. The show is in its 7th year and showcases over 400 of the world's most prestigious names in health and beauty. PRESS ASSOCIATION PHOTO. Photo credit should read: Joel Ryan/PA.

Anorak

Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink