DEMI Moore announces her divorce from under-talented actor Ashton Kutcher.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation

So says the press release issued by a woman whose husband tweeted a photo of her bum.

And talking of privacy, here’s Ashton’s tweet:

I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK

Kutcher talks like someone pressed his tum-tum and triggered a pre-recorded tape.

Meanwhile, what happens to that @mrskutcher Twitter name? The first twitter divorce looms…