Alternative Olympic Sports: Badr Al-Alyani Saudi And Mehmet Yilmaz Go For Eye-Spitting Gold
by Anorak | 21st, November 2011
BADR Al-Alyani Saudi will now prove that Saudi Arabia can excel at sports. He will squirt milk from his eye. It will travel 2.3metres. One day he will beat the current 2.7-metre world record set by Turkey’s Mehmet Yilmaz. When Saudi Arabia hosts the Olympics, they will be shoo-in for eye-squirting gold.
Says Al-Alyani:
“I will continue training until I become able to squirt milk of my eye to a distance that exceeds the record set by Yilmaz. My only dream now is to compete with Yilmaz and beat him.”
Anorak has one word: targets. Power is good but sports demands direction (see darts)…
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