Katie Price’s ‘Snatched’ Kids Bring Kidnappers To Book
KATIE Price, aka Jordan is the subject of the Sun’s front-page headline:
“I FEAR MY KIDS WILL BE SNATCHED”
The chose of words seems laced with adolescent stickiness.
The story is that “terrified Jordan” is upset that a “hidden tracking device” was found under her car.
The device was found when Jordan took her pink Range Rover to a garage for a service.
What sounds like the start of a soft porn photo shoot is actually the beginning of a nightmare:
“The first thing I thought about was my kids and their safety. I needed to be with them.”
The kidzzzzz. Always the kidzzzzz.
“I felt physically sick.”
So. Katie;s first thought was to be with her kids. Right?
The model, worth an estimated £30million, received the shock news in a phone call just hours before sitting down to do an exclusive interview with The Sun earlier this week.
So. She cancelled the tabloid and spent the time with Harvey, Junior Pete and Princess TenaladyMeeeeeeeeee.
Still reeling from the bombshell, the mum of three confessed she feared she may have become the target of a terrifying kidnap plot.
No. Unless, of course, she was sitting down on the end of a phone in her panic room:
“It was found on Tuesday morning as I was working on publicity for my new book…”
Kidnapper beware. She’ll only write a book about it, or shave your chest and dry hump you…
Posted: 25th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
