Kerry Katona Finds Her Lost Baby And A New Frozen Squirrel
KERRY Katona is on the cover of OK!. Eyes narrowed. Faced dusted to a rosy blur. Kerry illustrates the headlines:
“I collapsed when I was told my poor baby had died”
No!
And: “I don’t want to ruin things with my new man”
But you can’t help yourself?
Anorak remembers when Kerry’s new man was said to be Peter Andre, the agent Claire Powell’s go-too love interest. But Kerry is no longer with Claire, and Peter is surely due to be spending DVD nights with Amy Childs, who is.
But before we get to Kerry’s latest frozen squirrel, She wants to tell us of her love for Brian McPadding, the Westlife member she married and had two children with. She wants to tell us what it was like to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! in 2004. And she wants to tell us about how she “lost” her baby. It turn out that the doctors found baby Max – he was in her tum-tum all along, trapped behind a kebab.
And Kerry’s new man? Well, there’s no mention of him. Anorak suggests Kerry checks the waste disposal unit…
Posted: 7th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
