Caroline Flack And Harry Styles Give Angry Teenagers A Shot At Solitaire Love
NEWS is that saucy thirtysomething Caroline Flack, 32, has been romancing priapic 17-year-old Harry Styles, lead hair of One Direction. The Sunday People says the X Factor presenter – that’s Flack – and the X Factor singer – that’s Styles – have been “forced” to stay apart at the show lest they trigger a “backlash”.
Says a source:
“Caroline and Harry are in the early stages of a romance and can’t keep their hands off each other. They want to spend as much time as possible together and thought that being in the same TV studios on Saturday night would be a great way to see other other.”
“But bosses took them both aside and warned them to stay apart. While they have no issue with Caroline’s relationship with an ex-contestant, they fear the backlash which may arise if people see them or head that they are cuddling and canoodling backstage.’
Another source tells the Sunday Mirror:
“Harry was on one side of the building and Caroline was away on the other side.”
In between were thousands of teenage boys wondering if they ruffle their hair they can shag their friend’s mum, and the angry teenaged girls threatening on Twitter to kill Flack for helping Styles with said ruffling.
The remedy, of course, is to get the adult out of the room, put on Animal Nightlife’s Mr Solitaire and wait a few moments until everyone is slow dancing; the girls are styling his hair like Harry’s and the boy’s are smitten, hoping that the only older woman picking them up is their mum for the hazy ride home to ruby dreams…
Posted: 11th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
