Kim Jong Un turns South Korea into a ‘sea of revengeful fire’
KIM Jong-il is dead. Men are weeping blood. Women are wailing. Housing estates have dimmed their lights. But fear ye not, North Korea might have stopped for Kim Jong-il’s Princess Diana-themed funeral, but South Korea was wise not to use the opening to launch an attack. Kim Jong Un is more than ready. The Rhetoric Machine has been turned up to 11 and all is as it ever was.
The female announcer on North Korea’s TV stayion tells one and all, on behalf of the National Defence Commission:
“On this occasion, we solemnly declare with confidence that foolish politicians around the world, including the puppet forces in South Korea, should not expect any changes from us.”
Know:
“The sea of bloody tears from our military and people will follow the puppet regime until the end. The tears will turn into a sea of revengeful fire that burns everything.”
To show how tough Kim Jong Un is, the Dear Supreme Leader Ultimate Warrior Grand theft Auto Leader Board Winner Eternal did not wear gloves to his father’s funeral. This proves he is tough. It might also prove that he forgets is gloves, and he has done ever since the piece of elastic holding them to his duffel coat snapped in an imperial plot.
But now Kim Jong Un is leader, forgetting gloves will be de rigueur and glove wearers will be unmasked for the puppets of colonial suppression that they truly are…
Posted: 30th, December 2011 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
