Is Angelina Jolie carrying Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s baby? (Photos)

DEEP within the wombs of Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, where tabloid fiction and fact merge to create new lifeforms, twins are brewing. The National Enquirer says Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with twins. It asks: “Is Brad the father?”

The story is that Aniston’s manager Sue Mengers (who died last October) revealed that before Jen split with Brad the actress harvested some of his sperm. She did this not by the Liz Jones method, but collected the precious life force in a test tube which was then frozen.

So. Is Aniston pregnant with Brad’s sperm? Is Jen having twins? Will the twins have brittle hair and frozen Hollywood smiles?

Add to this the NE’s other front page story that Angelna Jolie is “3 months pregnant” and you have the story exactly like the dream Aaron Spelling had when he was 14 and fell into a cherry brandy induced slumber.

A source tells the magazine:

“They’ve been trying to conceive for most of the year. It was always their goal to have another biological baby, and they want to adopt at least one more down the line. But at 36, Angie’s biological clock has been ticking.”

Tick. Tock. Kaboom!

“With all of Angie’s medical woes lately, she and Brad consider it a blessing and a miracle that she was able to conceive. Angie had a very rough first trimester and struggled to keep weight on.”

Just wit until the second trimester when Angelina discovers that the frozen turkey baster Brad used in the rubber-clad hotel room was taken from Jen’s chest freezer. Yes, folks, the tabloids will surely soon reveal that Angelina Jolie is carrying Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s baby?!!!!

More facts to follow…