“None of the pubs give me any hassle about my outfits so why do the nightclubs have such a problem? There were teenagers and girls in their 20s wearing much more revealing outfits but they went straight in. When I asked the bouncers why me and my sister weren’t allowed in, they just said ‘You’re too old to wear that get-up’. I couldn’t believe it. I’m only 28 and still consider myself young. I always like to look sexy when I go out on the town. I split up from my partner last year and I was really upset so I had a boob job in April and got into shape going to the gym and now I just want to flaunt what I’ve got. I normally wear short skirts and one-piece outfits which might be revealing but never show off too much. I like my high-heel boots and mini-skirts. I’ve got loads of them – they usually cost between £20 and £50 but when I let my hair down, I like to look my best.One doorman even made me walk up and down and turn around in front of people laughing at what I was wearing. I was totally in shock and really humiliated. I look after myself and I’m only 28. I just want to be treated with a bit of respect.”

Lisa is right. But the problem is not with her refinement, it lies with the other clubbers who look wanting next to Lisa – the teenagers will want an older women who dresses like an extra from a video game and their girlfriends will want them not to look…