10 ways for Fred Goodwin to get his knighthood back
WHY did Sir Fred Goodwin have his knighthood removed? Was it for being greedy and doing anything to make money and get rich? Was Sir Fred Goodwin stripped of his knightood for the same reason he got it in the first place? And how did the Queen feel when she stripped him of it – this being the leader of the Royal Family who pays no inheritance tax?
As for Fred, well, he can get his knighthood back if he does one of the following – that is if being richer than most of us and not having to work ever again is not reward enough:
Play football
Pretend he’s Indian
Lie under oath
Be a TV presenter
Say “Cushtie”
Deck Mohammed Ali
Go backwards
Advertise Shredded Wheat
Shag Sue Barker
Match the knighthood to the star: Sir Ian Botham, Sir Cliff Richard, Sir David Jason, Sir Henry Cooper, Sir Steve Redgrave, Sir Bruce Forsyth, Lord Jeffery Archer, Sir Ben Kingsley, Sir Geoff Hurst.
* Option 11: get stinking rich.
Posted: 1st, February 2012 | In: Money Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
