Birmingham’s fattest man to marry his Jennifer Aniston
BIRMINGHAM’S fattest man is…Barry ‘Fat Baz’ Austin, 43 (years). The Mercury reports that Barry has proposed to his lover Debbie Kirby, his girlfriend of 13 years.
Says Barry:
“Debbie has been an angel to me for years, I love her to pieces so this was not a hard one to think about. I just thought it was now or never so popped the question, and she has said she needs a few days to think about it all. I know it is a lot for her to take in.”
Barry is the subject of such Birmingham Mercury headlines as:
* Birmingham City fan Barry Austin ‘too fat’ for Wembley Cup Final
Gazza did it…
* Barry Austin: I want to be the new John Candy
He’s dead.
* I could die any day says 40 stone Birmingham City fan Barry
And perhaps the greatest headline ever written:
40st Birmingham City fan Barry Austin is copying diet used by Friends star Jennifer Aniston
Jen has a higher metabolism…
Spotter: Yampster (I had to wait till I stopped laughing to write this – thanks)
Posted: 15th, February 2012 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
