Rear-ended driver had anus plug in his rectum
KEVIN Brann, 41, had a large sex plug pushed up his anus when he rear-ened another driver. Mr Brann also had five times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood. Mr Brann is described as having “bloodshot and “glassy” eyes.
After arrest, Mr Brann “soiled himself” en route to the police station.
Say the affidavit:
“The defendant had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car.”
Might the anus plug be a device that prevents leakages on long car journeys, a kind of Asspax for the loose of bowel? It is the explanation that Mr Brann (some kind nominative determinism for loose stools?) should use… (No win no fee.)
Posted: 1st, March 2012 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
