Justin Bieber gets a soaked in syrup and a car from One Direction’s Ellen – birthday video

JUSTIN Bieber is legal to have sex with. No tabloid countdown clock preceded this move. But if you want to shag Bieber, you now legally can. To mark the happening Bieber went on the Ellen Degeneres show. Ellen, took time out from being a member of One Direction (Niall Horan) to help a steaming mountain of praise on the singer for his selflessness and good deeds in face of mass fame and wealth accumulation. She invite someone named Scooter to give Bieber a $100,000 Fisker Karma.

Of course, now Bieber owns a Fisker Karma, the “California-based car company that is turning American ingenuity and innovation into American jobs”, the firm will shift loads and loads of plastic and foam miniatures to the singer’s fans. Justin Biebers toys will save the US economy.

That’s how selfless Justin is. His new car means you get to earn a wage, feed your children and to pay your mortgage. You might well whoop for joy and say Glory be’ as a singer take delivery of a humble motor.

Thanks, Justin. Thanks for caring…