Morrissey, Sean Penn and Roger Waters face Jim Davidson in Falklands Islands Celebrity Smack Dow
IN times of diplomatic troubles we turn to Morrissey. He tells a crowd of fans in Córdoba, Argentina:
“We know the islands belong to you.”
You’ve got to like that ‘we”. It ads sa touch of menace, the velvet standard of a shadowy group of which Morrissey is a member know the truth.
So far, the Argentines have scored Morrissey, Sean Penn and the Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters. The British have Jim Davidson.
They don’t stand a chance.
Wouldn’t life be better if instead of leaving stars to mulch in the Brussels Celebrity Mountain they wer forced to debate geopolitical issues on Sky Sport 3 and then settle the matter in a tractor race and twitter Army count off.
Great telly.
Posted: 4th, March 2012 | In: Celebrities Comments (34) | TrackBack | Permalink
