Rihanna marries Chris Brown and Kim Kardashian adopts in the National Enquirer
THE National Enquirer takes disingenuous headlines to new height this week:
“SHOCK WEDDINGS! – RIHANNA & JLO: The Biggest Mistakes of Their Lives”
Rihanna is marrying Chris Brown?
The NE is “inside the secret ceremony”.
Only the ceremony has not happened. There has been no wedding. But there might be.
J.Lo is Jennifer Lopez. She’s not married to Casper Smart. But they might be.
The other story is that Kim Kardahian is “ADOPTING ON HER OWN”.
She is “in the process of adopting a new baby”.
This sensational fact is tempered by the news that Kim has “just to decide wher she wants the baby to come from”.
A womb is traditional. But this is Kim Kardashian, and baby can be made in a Haitian earthquake, an Armenian family tree made with depilating gels and a sex tape. You can make anything from a sex tape: coasters, money, a family business with dribble on extra…
Posted: 13th, March 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
