MUG Shot of the Day is the face of Mishelle Salzgeber, 20, of Dade City. She’s been arrested for violating her probation.

Before being sent to jail, Salzgeber was X-rayed. And that’s when the uniforms spotted a vodka bottle up her vagina. Salzgeber tells them that the bottle had once contained urine donated by another person to help her beat a drugs test. Only – get this – that test had turned up positive. And it was that failed test that caused Salzgeber to be arrested.

That’ll be the last time she trusts her blader to a nun…