Angelina Jolie has a ‘dangerous new addiction’: heartthrob cocaine
“ANGELINA’S DANGEROUS NEW ADDICTION!”
So screams the National Enquirer’s front-page headline in vivid yellow ink.
“Why Brad is WORRIED SICK”
Brad is Brad Pitt. Angelina is Angelina Jolie. And the story is that Angelina is addicted to…Brad Pitt!
In the rich history of disingenuous stories about Bradgelina, this one is up there with the best.
The NE gets a medic, one Dr Reef Karimn, to tell us that she has never treated Jolie nor Pitt but notes that if Brad leaves her, Jilie may attempt suicide.
Dr Lillian Glass, who has also not treated Jolie, says:
“The hidden message in Angelina’s interview [she told a Hungarian magazine that she loves and fancies Brad] is that if Brad leaves, ‘I will kill myself.”
Dr Greg Smith, who has not treated Jolie, says Angelina’s feeling for Brad “mimic a cocaine high”.
In other news: Brad and Ange are getting married.
Such are the facts.
Posted: 18th, April 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
