Jessica Simpson introduces Maxwell Drew Johnson – photos
JESSICA Simpson now has a little Maxwell Drew Johnson drinking her sexual napalm and being measured for his first veneers. Simpson tells the world:
“Eric [Johnson] and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby Maxwell Drew Johnson 9 lbs. 13 oz. 21 3/4. We are so grateful for all of the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives!”
The next greatest experience of our lives will be seeing baby Maxwell Drew Johnson in showbiz mags as mum bangs on about her miracle birth and looming miracle weight loss.
And what’s that name? Maxwell Drew Jonhson… It makes the kids sound like he’s being grassed up by a Priapic 11-year-old for daubing a penis on the wall in the girls’ toilets.
Posted: 1st, May 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
