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Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club – it’s good to cry, guys

by | 13th, May 2012

SENTIMENTAL singer and Katie Price’s former second-favourite twat Peter Andre is taking his brand of puppy-dog love to ITV2 for a show called Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club. Do you want to be on the show? Here’s the appeal:

“ITV2 are looking for boyfriends that need to raise their game. It’s time the boys stopped taking their girlfriends for granted and if your relationship is suffering, Pete is ready and waiting to help!”

Peter will teach you useless boyfriends that you can buy your own Touche Eclat without pretending it’s a gift for her indoors, and not feel any pressure to rent action films to fit into a pre-conceived stereotype. RomComs are fine. Loving Pudsey dog is fine. You don’t need a girlfriend to as act as a foil for your emotions. C’mon guys. Group huggle…

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Posted: 13th, May 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink