POLICE cell video of the day features Andrea Amanatides, 38, having a condom malfunction. At the police station, the condom inserted inside her “otter’s pocket” splits. A collection of drugs spills forth –  256 prescription pills — 90 pills of Lyrica, 37 Adderall pills, 50 Valiums, 43 Trazadones, 10 Ambiens, 26 Oxycontins and four bags of heroin. (Put that to a Christmas tune and you’ve cgot a counter-cultyure hit.)

She then does her best to oh-so-casually pick up the pills and reinsert them.

Amanatides may care to sue the condom manufacturers for breach of promise. before that, though, she’s been charge with a clutch of drugs offences.

Here’s the video: