David Cameron gets daughter Nancy, 8, unpaid internship in pub
IN ‘DAVID Cameron’s Nightmare”, the Sun leads with the sensational news that David Cameron left his daughter Nancy in the pub, or “country inn”, as it describes the The Plough at Cadsden.
Dave Cam was ith Sam Cam, Art Cam, Flo Cam but not Nancy Cam when he left the boozer close to his official country residence of Chequers.
Relising he’d left Nancy, 8, behind, Cameron drove back to pub, where he “found Nancy happily helping out the staff.” Some shock for Dacve to look about t4h Car CAm and relise that “we are not all in this together”.
Her ordeal of blue collar work lasted fifteen munite – although it is hoped it will set her up to life in politics and equip her with the ‘common touch’.
Look out for Dave leaving Gideon in the pub any day soon…
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